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I Wanna Be at the RNC
00:51
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Chrissy Teigen, Please
01:49
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Baby Blood
01:19
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Boat Parade
02:15
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Cat Piss
02:26
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Unleash Your Spirit
02:17
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Trump's Ass
00:53
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10. |
The Ballad of Don Jr
02:02
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It's almost Christmas time
and I'm all by myself
I ain't got no Christmas tree
I ain't ringin' no jingle bells
I cut myself shaving
Left a little blood in my sink
It scared some people on the internet
But I swear it isn't what they think
I've been as good as gravy
This whole year
I'd let you ask my grandma
But my grandma isn't here
All I want for Christmas
is a pardon from the president
I didn't do anything wrong
But the police are asking questions
and Grandma's gone
All I want for Christmas
is a pardon from the president
I told them everything that I know
I left her at the motel
and she never came home
But still the police won't leave me alone
And Nick Jr's never gonna give me a show
Until the president pardons me
and charges Jeff Bezos
President Trump, first and foremost, thank you for ending the war on Christmas. You and I share a common enemy in Jeff Bezos. He ruined my halloween party and he probably murdered my grandma. We can take him down together, but I need you to do one thing for me.
Pardon me
Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble
Jeff Bezos murdered Sears
Jeff Bezos probably murdered my grandma
Christmas time is almost here
All I want for Christmas
is a pardon from the president
It's as easy as a stroke of a pen
Christmas time is almost here!
But still the police won't leave me alone
And Nick Jr's never gonna give me a show
Until the president pardons me
and charges Jeff Bezos
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13. |
RNC Reprise
02:07
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Nick Lutsko Chattanooga, Tennessee
Nick Lutsko is a songwriter, producer, and performer out of Chattanooga, TN. He routinely changes hats between performing high energy, theatrical shows with The $100K Band and creating songs and music videos for the likes of Netflix, Super Deluxe and CollegeHumor. Regardless of which hat Lutsko is wearing, weirdness abounds. ... more
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